Open Table: Chicago Restaurants aren't so Great We disagree.   Take this quiz: Craft Brewery or Indie Band? We scored 9/10 because we have cred.   New invention: Chill your bottle in 45 seconds. We can't wait.   Coming Soon: Global Wine Shortage Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo   This will help you feel better: Wine for Cats and Beer For Dogs   And also: Triumph the Insult Comic at GABF   Thoughts?