Jeppson's Malort

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750ml Bottle
Case of 12

Item #112991

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  • Size: 750ml
  • Type: Liqueurs
  • Country: United States
  • Region: Illinois
  • Proof: 70

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A stupid Chicago tradition has gone TOO FAR
Reviewed by: tapoutrightnow | March 16, 2016

I bought a bottle of this because I was told it was some type of rite of passage of someone who grew up in Illinois suburbs of Chicago. This literally tastes like throw up. That is not an exaggeration. The aftertaste is just about the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth OTHER than the aftertaste of vomit. That, also, is not an exaggeration. I finished the bottle in 3 sittings. It was the worst liquor I've ever had, and hopefully my review will save you from having to endure this STUPID tradition. If someone ever calls you un-manly…

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Reviewed by: Ctendall | February 18, 2016

The one product at Binny's that's not worth drinking

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Wow... punch in the face..
Reviewed by: Mindmaster | April 02, 2014

You either will grow more armpit hair or start crying. It is amazingly bitter on the end, and smells like grapefruit. Drink as a gag, or chase with some sort of soda (the sweetness automatically counters the bitter) or other sweet drink. The wormwood will go on forever!

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Malort--For those with Big Balls
Reviewed by: Scott "Malort" Albert | November 15, 2015

Love it...I slammed 3 shots back to back and didnt puke.

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Breakfast of Champions
Reviewed by: Forklift | July 23, 2015

One sip of this tasty liqueur will feel like liquid despair. Two will feel like getting a Swedish massage with a bowling ball. So I bought a case.

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