Jeppson's Malort

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750ml Bottle
Case of 12

Item #112991

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  • Size: 750ml
  • Type: Liqueurs
  • Country: United States
  • Region: Illinois
  • Proof: 70

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Finally, a way to literally drink pain!
Reviewed by: Professor Bling | March 04, 2015

This will put hair on the hair on your chest. Your face will contort so much after one drink that it'll clear any blackheads the fumes didn't already dissolve. Great for a night out with friends you never want to see again, or for when you've just dumped someone's body in the river and your conscience needs to punish you for it. Personal supplies are great for warning guests not to upset you lest they too taste the glory of Jeppson's, or can be used to thin paint or strip lacquer from your wood furniture that you really liked once.

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Wow... punch in the face..
Reviewed by: Mindmaster | April 02, 2014

You either will grow more armpit hair or start crying. It is amazingly bitter on the end, and smells like grapefruit. Drink as a gag, or chase with some sort of soda (the sweetness automatically counters the bitter) or other sweet drink. The wormwood will go on forever!

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